Cat Kung Fu

I want to know why they don’t allow cats in the military.
I have some daring moves.
I can move quicker than a dog.
It’s just not fair.…
I bet with these moves,
I can put any military dog down.
Just watch me move.
I’m slicker than a rat on ice.
I’m not always nice.
I can be sneaky too,
I’m so quick.
I can pick a flea off a (MWD) dog.
And he won’t even feel it.
He won’t even know what hit
Him
Come on, I can teach feline basic training.
I’m straining
My thigh here,
Are you there?
The cost of our uniforms would be cheaper.
I have sharp claws.
You won’t hear my heavy paws.
I’m a cat that wants to serve our Country.
I know Cat Kung Fu.

Come on, you know Obama doesn’t want to spend any money on uniforms.

I can conform!

Vote for Republican Donald Trump and strengthen our American Military!

I’m in training to be a Military Cat